school :(

Beauty of the night

Warning

BCA ka ful form??

PaPa:12th KaRNe Ke
BaaD TuM Kya KaRoGe

SoN:BCA

Pepsi k badle samose!!

Santa Banta aur Junior Santa picnic par gaye waha ja ke yaad aaya k PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye..

Decide kiya k Junior Santa jaake pepsi le aayega..

Junior Santa: Main ek shart par jaunga k tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge..

Dono ne kaha thik hai..

Name??

Shocked child!!

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to
say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.

'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.' His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!

Hello 2 the parents....

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

Gudd mrninggg...

yeahhh!!!

Air hostess

Man to super hot Air Hostess: What's ur name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz.
Man: Lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess, Smiling: "Same price..!!

Fighting santa and banta

santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?

santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?

Horse on the phone!!

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnn.."

HUSBAND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnn.."

HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone

Kanjoos..

Kanjoos k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke." :(

Swarg me entry....

3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche..

1st bola - me pujari hu mene aapki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
God-next.

2nd-me doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do..
God-next..

Ektaa kapoor!!

Thank God Ekta Kapoor ended her "k" fixation..!

Imagine what her Serial 'bade acche lagte hain' would have been called?

Khade acche lagte hain...

Rainbow!!

PJ of School:-

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

wah wah!!

wah wah!!

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

Mam may i go to toilet =D =)) =D =))

smile

Smile to old means,
Respect.
.
Smile to child means,
Innocence.

.

Smile to fren means,
Care.

Biwi Ka Naukar

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.....

Keep thinking

Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that’s round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it’s a tomato but you’re thinking.
Teacher: I have something here that’s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it’s a pear but you’re thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle. Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket that’s round, hard and has a head on it? Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant. Little Johnny: It’s a nail, but you’re thinking.