Kanjoos..

Kanjoos k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke." :(

Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

2 mahine
baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri G F pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h." :'(

Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:

"Daddy, I am pregnant.!" ;)

Kanjoos ne usko gale se
lagaya aur beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:

"shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai !!" =))