Delhi me Kutubminar ha

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai'

kacha nahi lagaya :P

( A Sardar in an angry mood went for a walk. On the way , a crow beets on him )
Sardar to crow: Oi, kachha nahi lagaya??
Crow: kyu paji.. aap kachha lagaake karte ho kya?? :P

Sardar Biwi

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi.....

Shaadi nahi kar sakta

 Hindi Boy: Mein tumare sath shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale nahi maan rahe.

 Hindi Girl: Tumhare ghar mein kon kon hai.

 Hindi Boy: Ek biwi aur 2 bacchhee.

Smile

Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.
Beta(son): Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai
Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni  hai.

Work

Boss: Sorry, I can't provide you job, I have no work for you.

Funny Desi Balwant Singh: Sir, just provide me a job. I'll never ask you to give me work.

Banta Letter to Bill Gates

Sir, I have some questions to ask..
1) The letter in keyboard r not in order, when will u release the
corrected version.

2) There is start button but not stop button, why so?

3) We learnt MS-Word, but when u will release MS-Sentence?
Finally a personal question... y is ur name GATES even though u sell
WINDOWS.

Why did the Sardar go to Delhi to fill up the form?

A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. 
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. 
  
  You know why?Think
  .......

Which part in India?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Air Travel

One sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air hostess went

Mahapurush Sardar

1. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )

Sardar Letter

Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house,

Sardar on a flight

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".

A girl interrupts Sardarji

Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.

I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,

“Please recharge your balance soon.”

Te bus teri kya lagti hai

Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.

Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.

TV nahi

SARDAR:- Ye TV kitne ka hai. SALESMAN:- Ham sardaro ko koi chiz nahi bechte. SARDAR:- After 1 month clean shave and well dressed ye TV kitne ka hai.. ? SALESMAN :- Hum sardaro ko koi chiz nahi Bechte. SARDAR:- After 3 month, Full angrez banke What's cost of that TV.. ? SALESMAN :- Hum sardaro ko koi chiz nahi bechte. SARDAR:- Gusse me, salia tenu kive pata chal janda hai ki mein sardar haaan .. ? SALESMAN:- Kyon ki ye TV nahi "MICROWAVE hai........

Sardar ki English

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were
returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Sngh was occupying the
lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most
berth in the train.
When train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son
requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of ice cream to
which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a
South INdian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TTE and asked him to help. TTE
requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if
Santha Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa
explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife not giving berth to my child".

Wake Up Sardar

Once santa singh was travelling on a train. He
felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to
wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he
felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the
Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the
station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he
went to wash his face, and suddenly he screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

A second to reach Amritsar

Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says Banta and hangs up.