Jokingg

Teacher : 90% mark for exam…that should be your aim.
Student : hmm ….. Why 90% ? Let it be 100.
Teacher : Are you Joking?
Student : Who started Joking first?

Fighting santa and banta

santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?

santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?

LOVE LETTER. V/s EXAM PAPER

Love letter:
...Hzaro khyal,jinhe shabdo me nhi likh pate.

Exam paper:
...Hzaro shbd likhne pdte h jo khyalo me b nhi aate.

Exam Paper Leage Ho Gaya

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya.

Give me sometime

Student: give me sumtime,
Give me some brain
Give me anther chance to
write my paper once again
Examiner: na na na nana na na

New York -- Capital of Punjab

Santa's Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Santa: Why are you praying for that?
Santa's Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

Sorry Santa

Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,
Santa: result ka kya hua?
Santa ka beta: sorry santa 

Romantic Exam.....

Romantic but real Fact…

Jo aankho se rehte hai door…
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