Beauty of the night

Warning

Santa at an interview!!

Santa at Microsoft for an Interview: 

Interviewer:Which r the 4 versions of Java? 
Santa:MarJava,
Mit Java,
Lut Java,
me Sadke Java !!
Intervier:
ghari java.

Fees maafi k liye application

To,
The Principal,
High school,

Name??

Patni chalisa...

Nmo-nmo ptni mharani,

tumhri mhima koi na jani....|1|

Hmne smjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sbse badi bla ho....|2|

Hello 2 the parents....

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

Vishaal Aakaash

(During a picnic .. while sleeping under a tent)
rita's friend : Garima, jara upar dekh aur bata.. tu kya nazar aata hai???
Rita: yaar jab main iss vishaal aakash ko dekhti hu toh main sochti hu ki kaash insaan ki soch bhi itni vishaal hoti.. toh duniyaa kaha se kaha pahuch gayee hoti...
ritaa's friend: tujhe bas itna hi nazar aaya??
rita: kyu??
rita's friend: tujhe upar aakash toh nazar aagaya .. tujhe yehi nahi samajh aaya ki koi humari tent ki chath lekar bhaag gaya hai...

Itna pyaar :'(

Girl : What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks, My mom slapped me
Because i was smiling while sleeping "Thinking of You" :)
Girl : Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^) ♥
Boy : Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai

Politicians lie...

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.

The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.

Make up!!!

Santa vs Marwadii

Marwadi: Chal Race lagaate hai,
Jo haara wo Rs1000 dega.

Santa: Thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata...

Marwadi:Bas tu mere PICHHE-PICHHE rehna!

Santa : THANX YAAR

Angel ki request...

Angels Ki Request :

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Girls Kripya Apne Naam Ke Pehle Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na Lagaaye,

Ghostttt...

A ghost went 4 haircut.
Barber said-'baad me aao, busy hu' ghost said somthng n barbr fainted.
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.
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"Sar rakh kr jaa rha hu, baad me le jaaonga"

I'm JOKING

Boy:My father name is LAUGHING and my mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher:You must be kidding?
Boy:No that's my Brother. I'm JOKING.

Teachers....

Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?
Yes, but she doesn't realise it; she thinks we're actually listening!

Love s Daaru

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-mood off
DAARU-mood Fresh

LUV-Neend Nahi
DARU-Mast Neend

smile

Smile to old means,
Respect.
.
Smile to child means,
Innocence.

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Smile to fren means,
Care.

Sardar Biwi

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi.....

Comparison

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I have everybody. Internet: Without me you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking bitches!