Santa at an interview!!

Santa at Microsoft for an Interview: 

Interviewer:Which r the 4 versions of Java? 
Santa:MarJava,
Mit Java,
Lut Java,
me Sadke Java !!
Intervier:
ghari java.

Pepsi k badle samose!!

Santa Banta aur Junior Santa picnic par gaye waha ja ke yaad aaya k PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye..

Decide kiya k Junior Santa jaake pepsi le aayega..

Junior Santa: Main ek shart par jaunga k tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge..

Dono ne kaha thik hai..

Santa's wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not comingout,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

Sardar jokes

Q: What will u do if a Sardar throws a bomb at u??
A: Take the pin off and throw it back at him.. lolz

Banta: Oi tu meko baar baar bewakuf kese banaata hai??
Santa: Abey ,main kaha banaata hu .. tu khud hi Bantaa hai..