Confess....

In Church-
Boy: I have sinned.
Father: Wat's it my son?
Boy: I slept wid a married woman.
Father: Was it Suzy ? From Carysoza Apartment
Boy: No.
Father: Rachel ? From Villa sol building
Boy: No.

LOVE LETTER. V/s EXAM PAPER

Love letter:
...Hzaro khyal,jinhe shabdo me nhi likh pate.

Exam paper:
...Hzaro shbd likhne pdte h jo khyalo me b nhi aate.

Sodium fell in love with a Bunsen burner...

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.

"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

One and Only Love

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

Story of elderly love

This is the story of two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another.

As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'

Can you tell me more about Ankit?

Rohan: Aeysha I can't buy you Mercedez like Ankit did for his girlfriend, nor I have Big bank balance or a huge palace like bungalow but the fact is I love you more than I love my life................

Aeysha: I love you too!! Sweet heart!! but can you tell me more about Ankit.

What made the Young girl so angry?

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses...

Silence Isn't Always Golden

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, 'My darling.' But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without speaking,

Would you like to be the mother of my children?

Shashank fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her.

After much thinking he asked,'Sujata,would you like to be mother of my children?'

Sujata replied, "Why not? How many have you?".

Choice of Life Partner

Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,'It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?

The friend replied,'Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!'

Proposal

Man: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?

Woman: Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Color of love

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.

Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.

'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

Ownership of Heart

Their was a couple for love, where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated to her not for any one.

Marriage

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night,

A love Story

A Love Story

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Beside Wife

A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.

He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."

She said, "No dear, save your energy."

He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."

She said, " I know, I poisoned you."

Haunted From The Grave

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours.