Birthday Gift!!

Girl-Wher's my b'day gift?

Boy- U see that red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road?

Girl(excitingly)-Yes!

Boy- Same colour ki nailpolish li hai tere liye.

Vishaal Aakaash

(During a picnic .. while sleeping under a tent)
rita's friend : Garima, jara upar dekh aur bata.. tu kya nazar aata hai???
Rita: yaar jab main iss vishaal aakash ko dekhti hu toh main sochti hu ki kaash insaan ki soch bhi itni vishaal hoti.. toh duniyaa kaha se kaha pahuch gayee hoti...
ritaa's friend: tujhe bas itna hi nazar aaya??
rita: kyu??
rita's friend: tujhe upar aakash toh nazar aagaya .. tujhe yehi nahi samajh aaya ki koi humari tent ki chath lekar bhaag gaya hai...

It's BlinD Love......

A Five year old boy was try to write a letter

Dad: what are you writing my son?

Son: Love letter to my girlfriend

Dad: do u know how to write?

Son: No!! So what
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand :P ;)

Designer suit hai

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone
and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear
her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

Kanjus GirlFriend

Boyfrnd:Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar
Khud Kushi'kr Rha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

Multiple GirlFriend

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

Confess....

In Church-
Boy: I have sinned.
Father: Wat's it my son?
Boy: I slept wid a married woman.
Father: Was it Suzy ? From Carysoza Apartment
Boy: No.
Father: Rachel ? From Villa sol building
Boy: No.

Kya kar rahi ho??

Bf- Jaanu kya kar rahi ho..??

Gf- Subah se thoda sir dard kar raha tha...ab sone jaa rahi hu..... Aur darling tum kya kar rahe ho.....?

Bf- Theater me tumhare piche popcorn kha raha hu......kamini kahin ki....! :P

Pictures

Boy: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend for irritating me. 

Friend: Really bad! What did u do?

Boy: I sent them to her dad.

Yoga cured one...

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

Marry

Girlfriend to Boyfriend:Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Apple a Day

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Love ke side effects

A boyfriend said to his girlfriend- have i told you lately how much i am in love with you???????
gilfriend- no

boyfriend- So think about it and have a great life.

Shaadi nahi kar sakta

 Hindi Boy: Mein tumare sath shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale nahi maan rahe.

 Hindi Girl: Tumhare ghar mein kon kon hai.

 Hindi Boy: Ek biwi aur 2 bacchhee.

Valentine's Day

A woman buy Valentine's Day cards Went submit submit the Mall For Her Father and son.
The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.
She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."
The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes maim, they do, but they're in Sporting Goods."
"Really?" exclaimed the woman.
"Yes maim. They're called darts."

One and Only Love

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

My grandfather died

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

Kissing your Girlfriend

Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?' asked the older brother.

'Oh hell!' replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said 'where'.'

New Number

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said,