empty minded

Aashiqqqq

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha
kar rahatha.
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. Ladki: Tumhe pata hai,
peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Hum Khandani
Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha
hai..

Birthday Gift!!

Girl-Wher's my b'day gift?

Boy- U see that red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road?

Girl(excitingly)-Yes!

Boy- Same colour ki nailpolish li hai tere liye.

Name??

chudail!!

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kale kapde pehan ke ghar k bahar khadi ho gayi,
Pati jhumte hue: Tum Kaun?
Biwi: Chudail
Pati: Hath mila, Main teri behan ka pati.

Patni chalisa...

Nmo-nmo ptni mharani,

tumhri mhima koi na jani....|1|

Hmne smjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sbse badi bla ho....|2|

Itna pyaar :'(

Girl : What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks, My mom slapped me
Because i was smiling while sleeping "Thinking of You" :)
Girl : Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^) ♥
Boy : Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai

Make up!!!

Air hostess

Man to super hot Air Hostess: What's ur name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz.
Man: Lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess, Smiling: "Same price..!!

Angel ki request...

Angels Ki Request :

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Girls Kripya Apne Naam Ke Pehle Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na Lagaaye,

Studentssss!!!!!!!!!!

Guy Goes 2 Bar & Sees A Beautiful Gal Sitting Alone. He Gathers Some Courage, Goes 2 Her Table & Asks:
"Wud u Mind If I Sit Here Besides u?"

She Rseponds Loudly:
"No I Dont Wanna Spend d Nyt Wid u!"

Evry1 At Bar Turns & Stares At d guy.

Makee upp

Santa : Yaar Mai To Duvidha Mein Phans Gaya

Banta: Woh Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota, & Makeup Ke Bina Biwi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

Car kii itni speed kyo?????

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

It's BlinD Love......

A Five year old boy was try to write a letter

Dad: what are you writing my son?

Son: Love letter to my girlfriend

Dad: do u know how to write?

Son: No!! So what
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand :P ;)

Designer suit hai

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone
and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear
her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

Reply to the ex.........

When your Ex Says ... "you will never find anyone Like me.."
Reply with...
"Thats the point!!!" :D

Women=fruit

Woman is like fruit...
Every fruit has its own taste, sweetness and colour...

The problem with men is,
dey love fruit salad.

Kanjus GirlFriend

Boyfrnd:Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar
Khud Kushi'kr Rha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

galsssssss

Important msg 2 all d gals..!
Plz don't gives HOPES to more dan ONE guy at d same tym
or
Plz don't double date..!
We don't want to see u in d next episode of crime patrol =)) =D

Pictures

Boy: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend for irritating me. 

Friend: Really bad! What did u do?

Boy: I sent them to her dad.