pyaari teacher!!!

BETA: PAPA meri teacher kitni pyari hai na,

PAPA: BETA teacher maa ke barabar hoti hai,

BETA: aap to hamesha apni hi setting karne ki sochte ho...

chudail!!

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kale kapde pehan ke ghar k bahar khadi ho gayi,
Pati jhumte hue: Tum Kaun?
Biwi: Chudail
Pati: Hath mila, Main teri behan ka pati.

Biggest problem on earth

●►Husband and wife

Wife:--------You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby:-- When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife:------- You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby:---Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one.

Shocked child!!

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to
say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.

'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.' His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!

Wife ask husband

* Wife Ask Husband *

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I’m sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

First drive !!

A woman goes out on her first car drive and then his husband calls him..
Husband: Drive carefully and watch out, I just heard from news that a car izz coming wrong way...
Wife : Well I see every car coming the wrong way... 

Car kii itni speed kyo?????

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sprite :)

Wife : Sunday jab aake Beer peeke aaye thei, main aapko Katrina lag rahee thi..
          Monday ko aap Vodka peeke aaye thei, main aapko Aishwarya lag rahee thi..
          Aaj kuch nahi kahoge mujhe??
Husband : Aaj tu mujhe bhutni lag rahee hai...
Wife: Kyu?
Husband : Kyuki aaj main sprite peeke aaya hu.. Sidhi baat no bakwaass... :D