Sprite :)

Wife : Sunday jab aake Beer peeke aaye thei, main aapko Katrina lag rahee thi..
          Monday ko aap Vodka peeke aaye thei, main aapko Aishwarya lag rahee thi..
          Aaj kuch nahi kahoge mujhe??
Husband : Aaj tu mujhe bhutni lag rahee hai...
Wife: Kyu?
Husband : Kyuki aaj main sprite peeke aaya hu.. Sidhi baat no bakwaass... :D