It's BlinD Love......

A Five year old boy was try to write a letter

Dad: what are you writing my son?

Son: Love letter to my girlfriend

Dad: do u know how to write?

Son: No!! So what
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand :P ;)

Dont let me catch you again speeding

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding 
the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
  
  She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia 
Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia."

Story of elderly love

This is the story of two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another.

As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'

Silence Isn't Always Golden

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, 'My darling.' But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without speaking,

Would you like to be the mother of my children?

Shashank fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her.

After much thinking he asked,'Sujata,would you like to be mother of my children?'

Sujata replied, "Why not? How many have you?".

Choice of Life Partner

Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,'It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?

The friend replied,'Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!'

Color of love

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.

Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.

'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

Udhaaharan

Teacher: varthamaan, bhoot aur bhavishyat kaal ke udhaaharan do
Student: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main usse pyar kar rahaa hoo aur kal usse shaadi karungaa

Romantic Exam.....

Romantic but real Fact…

Jo aankho se rehte hai door…
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