Santa's wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not comingout,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

Its Marriage

♥ Before Marriage ♥

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even think about it!
... ... Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?

Divorce

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

How did your wives die?

Third wife: how your first wife die?
Santa: from food poisoning ..
Wife: and another ..
Santa: He had to shoot. 
Wife: Why?
Santa: No she was not ready to eat poison.

American Girl But Not Boy

Dad to his friend: My wife is unhappy because our son is marrying an american girl.I am happy because he is not marrying an american boy.                                            

Wife vs Saali

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…

Get married.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Before - After marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.