Fees maafi k liye application

To,
The Principal,
High school,

student's solid reply.. :P

Teacher to student : oi.. apne bagal waale ko utha..
Student : Saley, tune sulaya hai .. tu hi utha.. :P 

count like cards...

Teacher: bolo 7 k baad kya aata hai?
Student: 7 k baad 8 fir 9 fir 10..
Teacher: Shyaabass !! 10 k aage???
Student : J fir Q fir K.... lolz

sign on the road!!

teacher:Why are u late Joe??

joe:mam because of the sign on the road which said go slow,school ahead!!

funny answer!!

Susu during exam!!

Teacher: Hey u fool!! tumne answer paper pe susu kyu kiya??
Student: Sir aapne hi bola tha.. ki jo pehle aaye wahi karna... :P

Jokingg

Teacher : 90% mark for exam…that should be your aim.
Student : hmm ….. Why 90% ? Let it be 100.
Teacher : Are you Joking?
Student : Who started Joking first?

Why multiplication on the floor??

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

Grammar Lesson !!

Teacher : Give me an example of active voice..
Student : Tere mast mast do nain... mere dil ka legaye chain...
Teacher : Shut up!! give an example of passive voice..
Student: Mere dil ka legaye chain.. tere mast mast do nain.. :P