WE ARE BACK!!!!!

What is hut?

school :(

empty minded

which end??

Beauty of the night

Warning

Aashiqqqq

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha
kar rahatha.
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. Ladki: Tumhe pata hai,
peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Hum Khandani
Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha
hai..

Santa at an interview!!

Santa at Microsoft for an Interview: 

Interviewer:Which r the 4 versions of Java? 
Santa:MarJava,
Mit Java,
Lut Java,
me Sadke Java !!
Intervier:
ghari java.

Fees maafi k liye application

To,
The Principal,
High school,

BCA ka ful form??

PaPa:12th KaRNe Ke
BaaD TuM Kya KaRoGe

SoN:BCA

Pepsi k badle samose!!

Santa Banta aur Junior Santa picnic par gaye waha ja ke yaad aaya k PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye..

Decide kiya k Junior Santa jaake pepsi le aayega..

Junior Santa: Main ek shart par jaunga k tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge..

Dono ne kaha thik hai..

pyaari teacher!!!

BETA: PAPA meri teacher kitni pyari hai na,

PAPA: BETA teacher maa ke barabar hoti hai,

BETA: aap to hamesha apni hi setting karne ki sochte ho...

Birthday Gift!!

Girl-Wher's my b'day gift?

Boy- U see that red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road?

Girl(excitingly)-Yes!

Boy- Same colour ki nailpolish li hai tere liye.

Name??

Question for today!!!!!!!

Question foe today....
In which battle did Prithvi Narayan Shah die????
ans...................
waitin for the best reply..
suprise fr the winner...................
answer to be posted soon.......
 

chudail!!

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kale kapde pehan ke ghar k bahar khadi ho gayi,
Pati jhumte hue: Tum Kaun?
Biwi: Chudail
Pati: Hath mila, Main teri behan ka pati.

Patni chalisa...

Nmo-nmo ptni mharani,

tumhri mhima koi na jani....|1|

Hmne smjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sbse badi bla ho....|2|

student's solid reply.. :P

Teacher to student : oi.. apne bagal waale ko utha..
Student : Saley, tune sulaya hai .. tu hi utha.. :P 

this often happens at classroom !!