BCA ka ful form??

PaPa:12th KaRNe Ke
BaaD TuM Kya KaRoGe


Pepsi k badle samose!!

Santa Banta aur Junior Santa picnic par gaye waha ja ke yaad aaya k PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye..

Decide kiya k Junior Santa jaake pepsi le aayega..

Junior Santa: Main ek shart par jaunga k tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge..

Dono ne kaha thik hai..

pyaari teacher!!!

BETA: PAPA meri teacher kitni pyari hai na,

PAPA: BETA teacher maa ke barabar hoti hai,

BETA: aap to hamesha apni hi setting karne ki sochte ho...

Birthday Gift!!

Girl-Wher's my b'day gift?

Boy- U see that red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road?


Boy- Same colour ki nailpolish li hai tere liye.


Question for today!!!!!!!

Question foe today....
In which battle did Prithvi Narayan Shah die????
waitin for the best reply..
suprise fr the winner...................
answer to be posted soon.......


Biwi apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kale kapde pehan ke ghar k bahar khadi ho gayi,
Pati jhumte hue: Tum Kaun?
Biwi: Chudail
Pati: Hath mila, Main teri behan ka pati.

Patni chalisa...

Nmo-nmo ptni mharani,

tumhri mhima koi na jani....|1|

Hmne smjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sbse badi bla ho....|2|

student's solid reply.. :P

Teacher to student : oi.. apne bagal waale ko utha..
Student : Saley, tune sulaya hai .. tu hi utha.. :P 

this often happens at classroom !!

count like cards...

Teacher: bolo 7 k baad kya aata hai?
Student: 7 k baad 8 fir 9 fir 10..
Teacher: Shyaabass !! 10 k aage???
Student : J fir Q fir K.... lolz

Biggest problem on earth

●►Husband and wife

Wife:--------You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby:-- When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife:------- You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby:---Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one.

Shocked child!!

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to
say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.

'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.' His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!

Wife ask husband

* Wife Ask Husband *

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I’m sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

Hello 2 the parents....

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

Santa's wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not comingout,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

sign on the road!!

teacher:Why are u late Joe??
joe:mam because of the sign on the road which said go slow,school ahead!!

Vishaal Aakaash

(During a picnic .. while sleeping under a tent)
rita's friend : Garima, jara upar dekh aur bata.. tu kya nazar aata hai???
Rita: yaar jab main iss vishaal aakash ko dekhti hu toh main sochti hu ki kaash insaan ki soch bhi itni vishaal hoti.. toh duniyaa kaha se kaha pahuch gayee hoti...
ritaa's friend: tujhe bas itna hi nazar aaya??
rita: kyu??
rita's friend: tujhe upar aakash toh nazar aagaya .. tujhe yehi nahi samajh aaya ki koi humari tent ki chath lekar bhaag gaya hai...

Gudd mrninggg...

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Itna pyaar :'(

Girl : What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks, My mom slapped me
Because i was smiling while sleeping "Thinking of You" :)
Girl : Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^) ♥
Boy : Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai

pagal ne likhi 500 pannno ki kitab...

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

Politicians lie...

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.

The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.



Make up!!!

Are u comingg????

Little John cums to school daily with a black eye.
What's wrong?
Our house is very small. Me, mom, dad all sleep on the same bed.
Every nite dad asks:
'Johnny, U sleeping?'
I say 'No'. He slaps my face & gives me black eye.

Breaking news......


Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled 'Ek Tha Driver.'"

Ganga snaan!!

Kathmandu mei Mahadev!!

Bhagwaan Mahadev ko pata chala ki Kathmandu mei ek beer bar khula hai , toh woh insaan ka roop leke bar mei ghusgaye... do piyakkad nei notice kiya ki mahadev ko 10 bottle peene k baad bhi thodi si bhi nahi chadi..
pehle piyakkad nei mahadev ko pucha : abei oi, tu kaun hai ?? teko maan naa padega , itni peene k baad bhi    
                                                             nahi chadi teko??
mahadev: meko nahi chadegi.. kyuki main saadharan insaan nahi hu..
dushra piyakkad: toh tu kaun hai yaar!! itna strong insaan toh maine kabhi nahi dekha!!
mahadev: Arei main mahadev hu...
pehla piyakkad: saale ko ab chadgayee... :D :P


A princess saw a 4ft tall old man running at her backyard ...
Princess: Hey stop!! u r Goblin.. I've caught u.. Now u've gonna fulfill my wishes..
Old man: Alright , now that u've caught me, I'll fulfill ur wishes but before that u'll need to spend a night with
( The princess agreed and the next morning she woke up early and woke the old man up)
Princess: Hey Goblin, now its time to fulfill my wishes...
Old main : First tell, how old are you??
Princess: M 26.. why??
Old man: Crap!! u  r 26 n u still believe in Goblins!!!! :P

Sardar jokes

Q: What will u do if a Sardar throws a bomb at u??
A: Take the pin off and throw it back at him.. lolz

Banta: Oi tu meko baar baar bewakuf kese banaata hai??
Santa: Abey ,main kaha banaata hu .. tu khud hi Bantaa hai..

Delhi me Kutubminar ha

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai'

Octopus Ban Ja Kaminey!!!

Ravi: Ye Hath Mujhay Dey Day Gaurav!!!

Gaurav:Lele! Mere Hath Lele, Ritu Ke bhi Hath Lele,Aman,Sagar Ke bhi Hath Lele, Octopus Ban Ja Kaminey!!!

Ravi: O yaar , Tu to Emotional Ho Gaya!!!!

shayari !!

Arz hai..
Sharaab samaaj ka ghaatak hai..
ishe khatam karo...
Ek bottle hum khatam karte  hai,
ek bottle aap khatam karo :D


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