Aashiqqqq

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha
kar rahatha.
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. Ladki: Tumhe pata hai,
peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Hum Khandani
Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha
hai..

Santa at an interview!!

Santa at Microsoft for an Interview: 

Interviewer:Which r the 4 versions of Java? 
Santa:MarJava,
Mit Java,
Lut Java,
me Sadke Java !!
Intervier:
ghari java.